I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
she just asked me to help her create a twitter page for edward cullen's hair.... seriously.
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
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Just pulled an upper-decker at a hardware store. I believe I'm winning 8-2. It's obvious you don't shit enough in public.
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
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Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
Now that I'm sober I feel the need to tell you that I'm not really a fish whisperer....
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
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