My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
We were hooking up, both of us naked. She starts putting her clothes back on and says, "I have to go to the bathroom." I reply, "No you don't, you're leaving." Without hesitation she looks at me and says, "Yeah."
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
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I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
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Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
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Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
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