He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
And she was like "I wanted you all for myself, to love you, and treat you like gold."... See this is why I shouldn't fuck Italian chicks...
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
Congratulations! We have a period
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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