My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
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Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
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You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
Randomize