i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
you always know who the new freshman are on fb because theyre always wearing prom dresses
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
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