I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
I legit just swiped right with a Tinder feminist just to get in an argument with her. Soo that's my Friday night so far...
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
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