A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
Drinking at work by myself... My boss just walked into me copying my face on the copy machine..
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
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TAing a class of 300 froshies and being so hungover I forgot a bra is my way of making dreams come true.
I don't care how stoned you are, I'm not driving to a different state for a burrito
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
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Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
I'm stoned as hell watching the new Star Trek movie. My life is 110% better than it was an hour ago.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
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