No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
I'm sorry I missed your birthday brunch. If it makes you feel any better I woke up wearing someone else's toga and a sombrero
I just puked on the sidewalk. At 11am. Thought you'd like to know.
Just found out I lit my hair on fire last night.
how do you say “i know we haven’t hung out in a month, but i gave myself an amazing orgasm to your picture the other day” without coming on too strong
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