she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
She said "You blew my mind last night." and I said "nah, I just blew my load." and her mom heard.
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
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its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
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You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
i dont know whats worse..that i woke up in a gorilla suit or that its covered in peanut butter
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
I made him laugh his dick is mine
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
There's even glitter on my cock...
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