shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
He told me I couldn't drink an unopened bottle of water he had in his room because that was his emergency bong water
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
my wrists were so small for the handcuffs, i could slip them off and hand the tow truck driver my keys....
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
You've never really lived until you tell someone you have an STD over snap chat.
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
You're my best friend, so I'm kinda scared to say this, but.....I kinda feel odd when I show up with you at your family events and I have banged or blown at least 3 people in the room
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