I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Her vagina smelt so bad I lied and told her that I was married just so that she would leave.
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
I got really upset about missing him last night when I was demonstrating penis sizes of the people I've slept with using a tape measurer to my roommates
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
YOU HAVE TO STOP TELLING BARTENDERS WE DON'T HAVE MORAL STANDARDS
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
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