Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
That penis you're staring at is the penis of heartbreak. Stay away. It will break your heart AND keep you away from other penises. BACK. OFF. THE PENIS.
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
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okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
I'm pretty sure I just crapped out my pancreas. I have 2 of those, right?
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
The cleaning lady has a form she makes me sign every time she finds me passed out in my office so she can keep track of how much to charge me each month for keeping quiet about it.
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If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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