i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
Ok...drunk girls at the bar are charging $1 for motorboating. It's fucking WEDNESDAY. I never want to leave.
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josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
He puked, did more shots, and then pissed in a drawer. We thought it was bad enough and all of a sudden...boom-clothes come off and he passes out with slippers and a styrofoam hat on and a guitar hero guitar in hand pretending he was slash.
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
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My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
Got home & pissed on my moms carpet like a bear in the woods. I woke up to a picture message with me passed out on the floor with my pants down & hands covering my face. I've had an awkward week
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
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