carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
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Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
Remind me again why a vodka watermelon can't be a thanksgiving dish
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
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I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
Holy sore nipples Batman
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
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