he wasnt into me til he saw how good i was at ms pacman. wtf why does this always happen? when she kisses pacman it was a little awkward, so i made my move. i went for more than one kind of banana last night!
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
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Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
Um of course I blew him. He brought me a shamrock shake. It was two o’clock in the morning on St. Patrick’s Day. There was no smoother move basically. He totally earned that head.
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
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Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
Last night I tried to apply for a job at ihop. That drunk.
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