Have you come up with a team name for the beer pong tournament on Saturday?
We can be the stepdads. If anyone asks why say because we beat you and you hate us.
i just woke up at 8pm naked in my bed, with a fresh haircut. I wonder what barber i went to.
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
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On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
Just saw a man downtown with a cat just riding on his shoulder like a furry parrot. He may be homeless, but I think he's your soul mate.
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The waitress at the airport bar just asked me if I wanted a "to go" beer, hahahahaha OF COURSE I WANT A TO GO BEER.
Remember that time I hopped home naked from the bar, then tried to convince you I was ok to drive you home? Good call on the taxi.
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
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