Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
this other lifeguard and I are actually considering paying a kid to shit in the pool
I want you to know that wearing office supplies as jewelry results in waking up with the wrong roommate. Also, strip clubs and vodka don't mix.
you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
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He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
you woke me up in the middle of the night to tell me you were taking off your pants and it was not an invitation.
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
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You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
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