we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
Just to circumvent as much mood-killing as possible, you are allowed a small amount of laughter at my pubic hair. Too much and I revoke your vagina privileges until you can get your shit together.
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
Casually blacked out last night and apparently told him he couldn't come back to bed until he got me Taco Bell.
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
Do not confuse my plans for being an adult though. I will ABSOLUTELY be practicing suturing, on my porch, while getting stoned.
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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