My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
why do cheetos always look like penises
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
The fact that I found him in his Ninja Turtles t-shirt next to six empty and obviously consumed packs of EasyMac watching reruns of Becker certainly made telling him that I wanted a divorce so much easier than I had planned.
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
I think my moral compass just broke
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
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