Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
I'm at the gas station where we got beef jerky and condoms. The fact that those two are in the same sentence makes me love you more.
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
I swear I was in Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess and American Ninja Warrior at the same time. I'm never getting high while rock climbing again.
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
There's even glitter on my cock...
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