i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
This last weekend single handedly took me off the liver transplant list
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
he refused to get me toilet paper before we started drinking so I keep wiping with his towel.
if my spotter knew I was listening to the Wicked soundtrack on my iPod, I wouldn't even be mad if he dropped the barbell on my throat
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
note to self: do not snort crushed up caffeine pills in the bathroom by yourself when ur super shit faced, ur face will fucking hate you in the morning.
I just drove by a stop sign that had a used maxi pad stuck to it WHAT THE FUCK
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
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