piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
New invention idea: vibrating tampons
i am officially better prepared for a hangover tomorrow than i was for christmas.
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
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She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
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the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
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