can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
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this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
He was drunk at Denny's at 5 am saying how Dear John was the worst movie he has ever seen... eyes filled with tears.
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I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
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I was expecting a blowjob when she shoved me in the bathroom but instead she shaved my pubes into a mustache for my penis. I am still satisfied.
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
I climbed on the arm of the futon, flapping my hand fan frantically and hissing imprecations at the smoke detector
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
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