Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
did the hipsters beat you up because you are more ironic than they are?
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
Why did you put hummus in my pillow case?
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
I just don't understand how we smoked the EXACT same thing and I feel fine but Tim's over here serenading his fifth bowl of fruit loops with Elton John's entire discography.
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
Fine I’ll come with you but you better tell that guy to wear some longer shorts because the second I see a rogue nut I’m gone
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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