i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
Also, being stuck with my family all week has made it very clear that I need to be drunk and I need to be fucked pronto
Hey, it's not my fault that you had a shitty bed frame that couldn't handle the rough sex you're into.
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
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