I woke up this morning and thought "Im sure I've seen this house in a porno" and instantly googlemapped myself
my vag is so smooth its legendary
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
she just asked me to help her create a twitter page for edward cullen's hair.... seriously.
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
Hey welcome to Rick's drunk text tree. Rick is drunk right now please respond with "shut up" to remove your name from this list. Thanks for playing.
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
Remember that pineapple I soaked in vodka last month? Just found it- nothing is growing on it? Think it's safe?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
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