If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
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