her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
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