Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
she was puking red wine out the car window, telling me about how shes joining weight watchers tomorrow, not okay.
You know we had a good night last night when today I opened up my Google Translate application and the language is set to Persian and the phrase to translate is "I want you to suck my dick".
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WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
You know how most people would take your keys when they don't want you to leave a party? Those 2 girls aren't most people. They took my pants instead.
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
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You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
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