Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
Nyc is like a mosaic of my failed dates.
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
my roommate just showed up covered in dirt, drunk....with a whole ice cream cake that says "it's a girl".
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
He really thought ahead and just left the tequila in the mail box for late night pickup. Best. Friend. Ever.
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
Had a dream I went to Disney to visit you and then I got really drunk and puked all over these little kids in line
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
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