He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
Randomize
