No idea how I passed that sobriety test.
i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
Nothing quite says Coachella like me doing high yoga in the middle of a field by myself
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
Stop thinking about me and go on your date... at least I got the glitter off your face first.
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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