She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
This girl just introduced herself as Queefer Sutherland. She's on a roller derby team. What. The. Fuck.
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
If you need me I'll be getting drunk in a chewbacca onsie like a real adult.
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
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