i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
I left after he drunkenly went into the kitchen and started to make eggs with a shitload of garlic. First time I'd ever had a makeout session interrupted by eggs.
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
Are you hungover?
No. I'm hiding under my covers and hoping it doesn't find me.
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