ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
Seriously, it sounds like someone is torturing a dozen cats inside a Japanese techno club while a jamaican yells random hipster words through a megaphone.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
Why did I wake up with condoms on all my fingers?
Considering the girl you hooked up with, I'd be concerned about not having one on your penis.
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
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