can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
I think this hangover is going to kill me. If it succeeds I would like you to read a dramatic rendition of 'Trapped in the closet' complete with interpretative dance at my funeral.
Dude I really need to stop drinking. I chugged a whole bottle of ketchup last night.
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
official rule: if your drunk, it doesn't count
then nothing in my life counts
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
WHY ARE THE COPS ALWAYS AT DENNYS WHEN IMDRUNK!?
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