she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
He set 8 alarms to make sure I took my birth control on time..
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
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I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
That's the second time in a week someone has called me to talk drunk you into getting up off the floor. This needs to stop.
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
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note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
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