I just had human shit waiting for me at the top of the escalator at Bowery. This is truly the Lord's day.
May the Lord look upon you in favor and give you pees.
hey you didnt make it to our afterparty what happened?
Ran around with a boom box broke a trampoline float, had a girl lick my ear the usual
can u get pink eye on your cock?
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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