I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
The police scanner is talking about you again....
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
Your topless pictures make me question reality
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
I wish I knew the extent of my injuries before I climbed over the fence. Might have avoided the need to purchase a cupholder for my wheelchair.
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
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