Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
If I started a story with "That three-year-old totally deserved it," would you listen?
What changed your mind?
Being sober
Eye surgery went well. Just can't believe it took getting lasers through my eyes to temporarily stop the vivid sex dreams I was having
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
I should not be allowed to be in possession of a fifth and a phone at the same time.
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
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