No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
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The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
Guy hitting on me at bar is guy who's Craigslist ad we laughed at the other night. Not even kidding.
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
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This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
I feel like there should be a 'roommate information section' of the paperwork when there's a chance you'll be given pain killers.
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
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