Whats the glycemic index on semen?
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
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i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
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Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
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