and thats when i went through the window and a shard of glass got stuck in my ass. the doctor said it was the best injury hed seen all month. i am a champion of life.
Who pooed in my magic bullet?
Sorry the bathroom was being used.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
I want her autograph on my taint
As girls, Bert & Ernie are not very bangable costumes. At least not by who we'd want to get banged by.
I was kidding. But I promise you I'd still find us the most eligible bangables, even if we dressed up like a dumpster and a prom night baby.
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
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