: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
boyfriend complimented me on my new prada shoes today. he is officially either gay or the man im gonna marry. knowing my luck it's all of the above.
The crowing achievement of my life is still the time I made a 3 course meal out of things I found in the dumpster.
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
Call me old-fashioned, but I don't think the words, "Finger my ass" should find their way into casual conversation.
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
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