The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm driving to work with an ice pack on my vagina. how was your weekend?
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
I didn't wake up drunk this year...I must be getting soft
Yeah I guess quad-fisting Miller Lites just isn't as effective as it used to be
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
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