Who wears a wallet chain?!
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
I found an HIV test/information brochure on the kitchen table and what i can only assume to be an "I'm sorry you might have AIDS" gift bag, complete with a candle and popcorn, and I haven't seen you in 36 hours. You good?
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
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