Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
you never texted me what you wanted from the store so I got a piece of chicken and bottle of tequila. if you want anything else you are on your own.
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
Oh, honey. If you're seeing a girl just for the sex, never doubt that she knows and she's doing the same thing. We're not stupid, we're just craftier than you.
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
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