two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
some chick tossed a drink in your face at the bar last night. your mouth was opened so i think you ended up swallowing at least half of it. good job.
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
You know you have hit the best years of your life when you enlist the 5 year old to be ball boy during beer pong and pay him with candy you stole from Walgreens
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
Randomize
