I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
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he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
you stuck pieces of bread to your face with peanut butter and asked if it looked like you had a facial yeast infection.
ohhhh that's why they asked me to leave...
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He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
Although now I have "number of cheese slices" as a unit of boob measurement in my head.
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
Cancelling your gym membership calls for alcohol.
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
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