I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
are you excited because you wanna see me or because you wanna get laid?
bc i get to see you. naked.
think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
Randomize
