Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
[insert really romantic bullshit about how much i love you and how beautiful you are so you will suck my dick tonight]
My ATM looks so different sober.
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
It's 6am and I had to explain to the gas station attendant why I didn't have shoes on and I'm covered in maple syrup.
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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