Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
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