her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
I wish I had a dollar for every time I've slept off a late night I dont want to remember in my recliner.
so i was eating a special k bar this morning for breakfast and started choking on it so i reached into my bag for water turns out it was liquor.
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
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Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
That's just a really flattering way of saying, "Yes, you're useless, but you have great tits."
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Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
I can't go to the bars anymore. She wanted to see me again and I drunkenly told her I was moving today. If she spots me I'm fucked.
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
Philosophical question for you: is it better to go into work slightly drunk or slightly coked out?
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
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